Wacky And Weird Thoughts… From The Shower!

What do you think about when you’re showering every morning? Well, here are some of the strangest and craziest thoughts surrounding the internet within the past seven days. What’s your most bizarre brainwave underneath your shower head?

1. switchtrip16

While Apple’s new campus is being built, I wonder how many jokes have been made about “installing windows”.
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2. Tk_Fury

Toys R Us should change their mascot from a giraffe to a dinosaur, a “Toysaurus”.
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3. swaggermint

At a 27.44mph top speed, it is illegal for Usain Bolt to run in a school zone.
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4. BloodyFreeze

Girl Scouts are the ONLY door to door salesmen that make me want to say “Where the hell have you been?!” when they show up.
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5. KungFooNoodle

Kanye West should re-release his entire discography and title it ‘Kanye’s Greatest Hits’.
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6. lars180

If you wear an invisibility cloak inside out, does the universe around you disappear?
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7. jiblet84

I would watch the shit out of a TV show where some short tempered person tried to put together IKEA furniture.
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8. thejewishgiraffe

I have probably said the word “fuck” more times than my own name.
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9. MedicsOfAnarchy

“Sh*ts and giggles” is kind of cute, but “Sharts and gargles” is an entirely different mental image.
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10. EauEwe

Masturbating in the bathroom at work is the perfect crime. In order for them to punish you,they’d have to admit to spying on you in the bathroom, which is illegal.
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