What do you think about when you’re showering every morning? Well, here are some of the strangest and craziest thoughts surrounding the internet within the past seven days. What’s your most bizarre brainwave underneath your shower head?
The laugh track in “How I Met Your Mother” would make more sense if it were two kids laughing, rather than a studio audience.
Airbubbles in water are the opposite of rain.
When getting all depressed about my sad, shitty life I realized that my dog will be lucky to live another four years and he doesn’t act like a little bitch about it.
Somewhere out there is a man who has jacked-off more than anybody else in the world.
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
The first teacher ever never went to school.
If a tattoo artist pays a stripper back with tattoos, would that be the only truly Tit-For-Tat relationship?
“Trees don’t grow on money” would be a good anti-deforrestation slogan.
I have yet to meet a gay couple named Adam and Steve.
Most janitors either took the phrase “stay in school” too seriously or not seriously enough.