Wacky And Weird Thoughts… From The Shower!

What do you think about when you’re showering every morning? Well, here are some of the strangest and craziest thoughts surrounding the internet within the past seven days. What’s your most bizarre brainwave underneath your shower head?

1. CornerDealie

Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.
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2. graaahh

When a browser asks “Would you like to remember this password?” there ought to be a button that says “Only if it works”.
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3. Toxic_Axon

I hope that when Donald Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says “You’re fired” and laughs.
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4. Joshtopher_Biggins

Google should start an online dating service because at this point they know more about everyone than any other service. They could use all that data to make better matches than any other dating service in history and you wouldn’t have to bother entering it all in.
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5. HipNugget

What if Pixar’s Cars took place after computers have annihilated the human race and Google self-driving cars are all that are left.
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6. MasterChefRamsey

Disney Land is the greatest human trap a mouse has ever made.
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7. dorkface95

It’s more socially acceptable to be a man who loves another man than a man who loves Nickleback.
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8. brolarvortex

“It isn’t” and “It’s not” are the same three words, just contractionalized differently.
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9. kellenbrent

Every time Wolverine retracts his claws after a kill, he’s pulling bloodborne pathogens directly into his body. If it weren’t for his mutant healing, he’d have full-blown AIDS by now.
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10. poofbird

If Batman’s main power is to instill fear, he’s basically a terrorist.
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