Wacky And Weird Thoughts… From The Shower!

What do you think about when you’re showering every morning? Well, here are some of the strangest and craziest thoughts surrounding the internet within the past seven days. What’s your most bizarre brainwave underneath your shower head?

1. Kwestman

Thanks to ‘dude’, ‘bro’ and ‘man’, I haven’t said my best friend’s name to him in 4 years!
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2. PatricksRedditAcount

“Would you rather crash on a friend’s couch or the freeway?” would be a good campaign slogan against drinking and driving.
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3. itareu

There should be a movie rating based on how awkward it would be to watch with your parents.
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4. thebananahotdog

Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
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5. duneboggler

I should find the one joke that makes an Alzheimer’s patient laugh the hardest and then repeat it to him every single day.
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6. hotterthanahandjob

Thank God everyone agrees on the color of traffic lights.
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7. Butters2014

If you spell ‘socks’ out loud, you are saying ‘that’s what it is’ in Spanish. (Eso si que es)
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8. SirRosstopher

Because of blinking, I’ve never seen the entirety of any film.
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9. stormyyyyy

Batman’s parents got killed when he was lil Wayne.
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10. Blaze_108

I bet giraffes never have to smell their own farts.
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