What do you think about when you’re showering every morning? Well, here are some of the strangest and craziest thoughts surrounding the internet within the past seven days. What’s your most bizarre brainwave underneath your shower head?
Coming from a big family, I don’t know what is more sad – That one of us will have to go to seven funerals, or that one of us won’t have to go to any.
They should put a tiny message at the end of chapstick tubes congratulating you for not losing the damn thing.
You should have an opportunity to donate blood while waiting for someone else to be treated in the ER.
Being in college at 28 is like going to Chuck E. Cheese. I’m the oldest person here by far, there’s a bunch of little kids running around crying and playing stupid games with each other, and after spending a ridiculous amount of money and earning enough points then maybe I can get a shitty prize.
Thanks to the word “indescribable”, there’s nothing that cannot be described.
I wish I could unlearn English for one day so I could hear how it sounds without meaning.
Gonorrhoea sounds like a medicine to treat Diarrhoea.
Today’s date (2-20-2015) looks like it’s stuttering.
We’ve passed the turning point where numbers are now more difficult to type on phones than letters.
If you break the laws of man, you go to jail. If you break the laws of god, you go to hell. If you break the laws of physics, you go to Sweden and get a nobel prize.