Secrets Of The Workplace

Everyone knows that many jobs have to go on behind the scenes of many companies for them to flourish in front of the public. Here at Media Jacker we bring you ten of the most weird, wonderful and down right disgusting things which nobody knows about unless you work in that particular workplace.

1. colour-me-green

Used to work at a movie theatre. Oh, the amount of mice I have seen over the years… I spent a whole day once cleaning mouse turds out of the cupboards under the registers where we kept popcorn flavour packets and kids toys.

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2. ClassicGoth

If you’re Muslim and you’re buying a pizza, there’s 100% chance that the pizza cutter has touched pork before cutting your pizza. Unless you ask for a clean cutter, which we are happy to provide.

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3. MachineGunTeacher

Teacher here. You know that big state test that schools go ape shit about, parents hate, and kids dread? Well, as a parent you can just go to the school and sign a form to opt your kid out of taking the test. Problem solved.
We are told NOT to share this information with students or parents or face punishment.

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4. brainpostman

If you ask for the senior discount at McDonald’s, I’m not going to ask for ID. As long as you look semi old, I’ll give you the discount.

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5. asimplepintobean

Not sure if you “ought to know”, but McDonald’s sweet tea is nasty, especially in the summer. Lots and lots of flies get into the tea bucket. At my store, the tea goes through a fine screen before traveling through the lines. You could not believe the amount of flies caught, especially in the middle of summer. Also, there’s 1 lb of sugar mixed in for every 4 gallons.
Don’t drink sweet tea, kids.

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6. dirtyLizard

Any place that prepares food in large quantities has some kind of pest living in the building. No exceptions.

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7. DESTROYallSPIDERS

I worked in a few meat departments at a certain large grocery store chain as a clerk. All of my bosses would rewrap expiring meat in order to sell it past it’s expiration date. Chances are if your meat looks/smells old it’s because it really is.

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8. will6988

Don’t enroll in a college that is “nationally” accredited. Only “regionally” accredited schools count to good employers and grad schools.
Despite what the enrollment counselor tells you, you’re going to be saddled with a fuck-ton of student loan debt, with no job and a degree that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.

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9. Bentumbo

Worked at a meat market. We would take all of the excess chicken fat and combine it with expired meat to make our famous “chicken bacon swiss patties”. People loved them but I would never touch it.

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10. CptGurney

Customer service agents have a mute button, and they use it to laugh at you and/or call you names while you’re busy complaining.

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