Objects You Would Punch If They Were People

Inanimate objects. They are there to serve you and help you with your day to day life, right? Wrong! While *technically*, it’s not possible for an item to hate you, we here at MediaJacker understand the struggle of having one as a nemesis, and we took a look at the Internets offending objects.

1. zeirodeadlock

A watch. There is a watch in my room that I lost, the beeps at like 12 in the night. I can’t find it for the life of me. Its driving me insane..

2. sesirpruson

Door handles at waist height. I swear they reach out and grab my belt loops on purpose. Fuck them.

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3. trixrtrit

Rake.

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4. Diregroves

Charger wires. Wires in general even.
Fuck you. Always getting tangled like a motherfucker.

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5. skeletontoucher

Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop.

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6. Totesmahlotes

My kids Lego pieces on the God damn stairs at night. The modern day landmine.

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7. zagadka-1

Cling film. Fuck you cling film you sticky rippy bastard..

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And finally, one we can all relate to 

8. Tetleysteabags

My mobile phone. It’s got it’s claws stuck deep in me and won’t let go.
Let me go mobile phone! I just want to enjoy life without having to check you every 5 minutes!

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